Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 06, 2004
Transcript:
"Dear Diary: I admit it. I want to score high on Gunther's desirability chart. I want to beat Bernice, but why?" "I don't like Gunther yet I want him to like me. Bern's my best bud yet I try to defeat her. I'm unfair to Gunther, mean to Bernice..." "You're lucky you're a dog, puddles. You get treated better than anyone."
It’s because you’re a girl. This may sound sexist but all the girls I know are EXTREMELY vain.