Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 20, 2005
Transcript:
"The thing is, my head says "Bernice" but my heart says " Luann"" "Go with your heart, dude" "Except I feel more at ease with Bernice" "Well, Bernice, then" "Although Luann's more fun" "Ah, then definitely Luann" "Bernice is more my type" "OK, then, Bernice" "But Luann makes me laugh" "Fine. Luann it is!" "Bernice has smarts...Luann has charm...They're both cute..." "How do people like you ever get married."
Married? How does even decide which shirt to wear?