Transcript:
toni: hold still, ok? i'm just going to trim before i shave.
shannon: don't poke him!
toni: i won't poke him, shannon
shannon: you could cut his head off! eww!
toni: well, if i do, i'm emt trained. why don't you go watch tv?
shannon: this is better.
Why? Because it gets them to be the next best thing to naked! Just like switching from glasses to wearing contact lenses.