Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 26, 2009
Transcript:
Nancy says, "I didn't buy Halloween candy. I hate it that kids gorge on sweets. But I don't know what to give. Carrots? Toys? Dimes?" Frank says, "What about garage sale stuff?" Nancy says, "What?" Frank says, "We have junk in the garage we plan to sell. Give it to the kids! Win-win!" Nancy says, "'A bent golf club for you, and ugly tie for you, a half a roll of wallpaper for you, a broken lamp for you...'" Frank says, "See? It's even kinda scary"
Those things would have trouble fitting into a trick or treat bag.