Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 25, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "When I kiss a guy, I always tilt my head to the right. And I prefer several small kisses to one long one. Is this typical? How do you kiss and breathe at the same time? Is it normal to get dizzy?" Luann: "What's the best way to get rid of garlic breath? If I've recently had a cold. Should I gargle before kissing? Are braces unsanitary? What about tongues? Are cold sores contagious?" Luann: "THIS is the stuff we should be learning in science!" Bernice: "What are you saying? Dissecting a frog isn't a useful life skill?"
In high school, they give you pickled frogs to dissect. In college bio, they give you live frogs and make you pith them. Guess how many frogs I’ve pithed in the last 40 years. Pith on it.