Transcript:
Dad: "Happy engagement-versary!"
Mom: "I can't believe it's been a year"
Brad: "Long time"
Toni: "My parents were engaged for three"
Mom: "Why rush, right?"
Dad: "Although, what are we waiting for?"
Brad: "I dunno, fear of....?"
Toni: "Planning"
For God’s sake, Brad! Drive Toni to Vegas, let a guy that looks like Elvis do the ceremony, play a few nickel slots, and go home married.