Transcript:
Fire fighter 1: "Hey, we have a captain right here!"
Fire fighter 2: "Yeah! Hitch these two, Cap'n!"
Captain: "Ok. I now pronounce you etc, etc. You may kiss the bride!"
Toni: "Perfect!"
Brad: "Wait. That wasn't for real, was it? Was that for real?"
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you Brad?