Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 24, 2015
Transcript:
Bernice: "Ugh! What a day! Lectures, finals, homework, shopping, laundry- too much stress! How do you do it, Dez? How do you stay so calm?" Dez: "I schedule time for nonschedulement" Bernice: "uh... ok. Sounds like one more thing to do" Dez: "No, it's one less non-thing to do" Dez: "It's anti-doing active inactivity. The total absence of complete presence. The mindful de-minding of mindless--" Bernice: "Stop. I'm feeling more stressed now..."
“The Storm Before The Calm”“De-Stress Signal”“Relief Me Alone!”“Double Disjointed”“Lathered, Wince And Retreat”“High Strung Theory”“Mind Your Therapies And Cues”“Up For Some Down Time”“The Other Way Of Stopping” (♫)“Calgon…In 60 Seconds”“Going Green-Tea”
or, in the misheard lyrics of “Coconut”, by Harry Nilsson:“You Put The Lime In The Coke, You Nut!” (♫)