Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 26, 2021

”Oh, GOD……..,” – Gandhi

So, according to Bets, “Love” means:

1) Turning your boyfriend into a puppet.

2) Separating him from his friends.

3) NEVER considering his feelings.

4) Embarrassing him on social media.

5) Eating his French fries.

6) Stranding him in the parking lot.

And of course,

7) NEVER having to say “You’re Sorry” to him.

Got it.

Gunther?

You’re DOOMED.

Start making funeral arrangements. :(