Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 12, 2003
Transcript:
Clare: We are witnessing global homogenization! There are Lucky Cow franchises in every country and each serves the same boring food! Our customers should not be forced to endure this bland uniformity! They deserve to experience something unique, something different! Leticia: Well, this certainly is different. Clare: I call it "chicken nugget explosion with vanilla shake sauce." Customer: Excuse me, why does my cheeseburger have ice cream and barbecue sauce on top?