Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for May 22, 2005
Transcript:
Boy: I want to go home! Woman: Just a few more errands to run Lyle. Boy: Mommy, I'm tired! I want to go home now! Neil: What? What did you say? This kid's the one? Congratulations, young man! You're our extra special customer of the day! Boy: I am? Neil: Yep! You get to wear this ribbon and show it off everywhere you go! Woman: Um...wow. Thank you so much. Neil: Okay, so I happened to have my second-grade perfect attendance award in my wallet.