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Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 20, 2016
August 19, 2016
August 21, 2016
Transcript:
Neil: Welcome to Lucky Cow! Can I take your order? Customer Character: You seem like you're feeling overwelmed. Neil: Well, it is kind of busy today... Customer Character: Are you feeling short of breath? Neil: Now that you mention it... Customer Character: Are the walls closing in on you? Neil: Yes! Yes, they are! Customer Character: Okay. Relax... I want you to take deep breaths into a paper bag... Neil: Hooo haaa hooo haaa Customer Character: Is that better? Neil: I'm...I'm...feeling...a...little light...headed... Customer Character: Good...now, Barbara, I'm on my lunch break. Take your meds and call me if you have another panic attack. Customer Character: Sorry, I was on the phone...I'm on call today.
I hate it when people do that. If you are talking on the phone, at least look like you are not talking to a person in your proximity and for heaven’s sake, don’t get upset when someone thinks you are talking to them and you aren’t.