Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for January 26, 2019
Transcript:
Neil: 'scuse me, sir... would you like to buy a picture of an acorn? It was painted by a squirrel who lives behind my house! It's the only one like it in the world! Man: Nice try, kid. I know it's April Fool's Day and I'm not going to fall for that. Neil: Dang. He saw right through me. Can't you paint anything else?!
If he or she did you’d have to die. (You see they are super intelligent now and secretly rule the Earth…)