Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for March 18, 2012
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Phil: Marmaduke! Come home! Marmaduke! Come home! Come here. Marm! Marm-a-duke! It's about time! What took you so long? Barbara: He had to say a lot of goodbyes. Dog Gone Funny: Kalamazoo, MI. Suzanne Snyders dane is an opera lover, he likes animal shows on TV too. but when he hears opera, he stops everything, stares at the TV and listens intensely to the entire opera!
On the other hand, my Mom used to tell about the Chrysler dealer in Saginaw, Michigan, who had a big German Shepherd that he fitted saddle bags to, and the dog used to take the day’s receipts from the Chrysler agency to the bank all by himself every day! The bank clerk let the dog in the bank door, took the money out of the dog’s saddle bags and let the dog back out the door to return to the Chrysler agency!Nobody, INCLUDING THE CITY ITSELF, ever bothered the dog walking down the city street sidewalks all by himself!
THIS was back in the 1920s BEFORE we had so BLEEP many official USELESS BUREAUCRATS!!!