Matt Wuerker for April 15, 2014

Transcript:

Form Wut? Department of the treasury individual income tax return 2013 Income Wages, salaries, tips. Attach form TBH1040. Other income: dividends, interest, farm, royalties. Fishing, gambling etc. Attach form J4F1099. Your total income Taxes Total from line 6d divided by Pi Multiply by maximum/minimum alternative tax. Add WTF tax (see table 2M2H) Divide by number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. (see table LOL511) If line 10x is greater than the number of grants in Grant's tomb, multiply by the time of day. Put line 11b in, put line 11b out and shake line 11b all about... Turn yourself around, here's what it's all about!