The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose for October 06, 2013

Paranoia will kill you sooner, Drew. Just have the burger followed by the Kit Kat. You only live once.

I dunno, mebbe red meat causes cancer coz it’s supposed to be brown meat with bits of black from having been cooked properly.

Off to the bar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws_DmRZXWBw

It’s worse than just getting cancer. Eating burgers has been shown to cause a 100% mortality rate in humans. It may take many decades, but it’s a fact that no human has consumed a burger and lived past 122 years.

And don’t even get me started on salads.

Haha, yeah, my grandmother had a diet of mostly red meat, ice cream, and wine, and she lived until age 90.

A Kit Kat for dinner? Gimme a break! No, seriously, Lila, break me off a piece.

Learn how to cook, Lila.

Drew has been listening the TV media “daily scare”.They need to broadcast some “study” neatly every day.Best idea, Ignore it.

“This just in: Saliva has been shown to cause cancer…. but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.” -George Carlin ; ))