A tourist couple were visiting Mexico when bullfighting was still going on and took in a bullfight and afterwards had dinner at a restaurant near the ring, El Matador. Their server recommended the daily special and the man ordered it and enjoyed it thoroughly. He asked the server what it was and was told “the fruit of the matador’s victory.” A few days later they went back and he ordered the same thing. “Hey”, he exclaimed,“these are smaller than before.” The server replied, “Señor, sometimes the bull wins.”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mom is, as ever, the end boss.
shamest Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh man, wait until your mom finds out you lost your shirt.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
A tourist couple were visiting Mexico when bullfighting was still going on and took in a bullfight and afterwards had dinner at a restaurant near the ring, El Matador. Their server recommended the daily special and the man ordered it and enjoyed it thoroughly. He asked the server what it was and was told “the fruit of the matador’s victory.” A few days later they went back and he ordered the same thing. “Hey”, he exclaimed,“these are smaller than before.” The server replied, “Señor, sometimes the bull wins.”
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Ah, the deadly “ear hold”, more effective than the “Vulcan pinch”.
Daeder over 3 years ago
Nothing can withstand an onslaught of mom-fu!
SHIVA over 3 years ago
Why didn’t she pull out the dreaded chancla !!!!