This whole thing got me thinking about a story I once heard.A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, when…A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well,” explained the husband, “it all goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.” “We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said ’That’s once.’ We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: ’That’s twice.’ We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead.” “I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, ‘Thats once.’”
I have always wanted to get a bunch of trophies made. The back-end of a cat, tail held high, and paint the dot pink. I would give them to people who created something spectacular. “That’s the Cat’s A$S! Here!” Alternately, they could be given to people who created designs with the potential to fail in a spectacular fashion. “Wow! Helicopter ejection seats! Here.”
MikeJ over 4 years ago
Huh?
unfair.de over 4 years ago
Is Mike a drinking buddy of Stephan? This sounds like something they brewed up together on a very long bar crawl.
JamesDevore over 4 years ago
This whole thing got me thinking about a story I once heard.A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, when…A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well,” explained the husband, “it all goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.” “We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said ’That’s once.’ We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: ’That’s twice.’ We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead.” “I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, ‘Thats once.’”
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Kat ass twophy …..The winner is the one who BUTTS heads with their owner
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 4 years ago
I have always wanted to get a bunch of trophies made. The back-end of a cat, tail held high, and paint the dot pink. I would give them to people who created something spectacular. “That’s the Cat’s A$S! Here!” Alternately, they could be given to people who created designs with the potential to fail in a spectacular fashion. “Wow! Helicopter ejection seats! Here.”
S.Curtis over 4 years ago
That is an awful joke.