Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 29, 2022

I thought “break room” was a directive, not a description.

Ruby was so obnoxious she lost her two shoes, parking space and job

There once was a gent named Springtime Ned

Who on that March morning sprang from his bed

In amazement and shock

He forgot to set his clock

Now with his boss on thin water he’ll tread

Good times! burp. :)

Doesn’t fit the meter of a limerick.