Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 16, 2022

I wouldn’t touch that line with a ten foot pole.

But… I guess it’s time for a change!

How’d he get those barges where his feet are to fit into those tiny little heels?

“In a rit of fealous jage…” they hurried but so flustered, screwed up…

( Peter Sellers movie) LOL

There once was a girl from Hoboken,

who swore her cherry was broken,

from riding her bike,

on a cobblestone pike,

but it was really broken from pokin’.

There once was a man from Bel Air

Who was doing his wife on the stair

But the banister broke

So he doubled his stroke

And finished her off in mid-air

Since when does Best rhyme with Miss? Should have been ‘Mr. BLISS’

Can’t wait for a new arc without lame limericks