Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 29, 2015

…and please don’t use the child-proof cap on it — after 762 years, my arthritis makes it a bit hard to open.

To Farside99. Very funny.

I thought that newts were available over the counter.

Gengrich better not be around.

You can buy the generic brand cheaper in Canada.

Any organic red toadstools?

You need the Chinese pharmacy down the street.

A good witch likes the whole newt as a friend.

Alas, at this time of year there is a back up on getting this one filled!