Momma by Mell Lazarus for July 01, 2023

I have a better name, Francis. Lazy bum.

How about “fainéant”? That sounds even cooler, and it also looks coos when you write it, because it has an accent over the E.

Kids like Francis are why birds push their young out of the nest.

“Destitute,” “Impoverished” and “Slovenly” are all pretty good ones too!

Nothing is more important than self respect. Now Francis has a few new shiny titles to massage his ego! ;-p