Monty by Jim Meddick for May 03, 2001
Transcript:
"Mr. Pi told me that some of mankind's greatest achievements are really due to alien intervention..." "No way!...really?" "What about beer, chips and football?" "You can relax, Mr. Moondog..those items are fully earthling inventions." "Phew..that's reassuring..." "Hotdogs, on the other hand, were introduced by androids from gamma ceti-9." "Ok. that freaks me out, but fortunately I have an ice cold bottle of human ingenuity to calm my nerves."
hot dogs hmm, they do taste otherworldly