Monty by Jim Meddick for May 16, 2001
Transcript:
"Did you remember to put the food away? The park ranger said even small scraps of food will attract bears..." "Yeah. I put it all away." "You put away the marshmallows and cookies?" "Yeah. I put everything in the car." "Um. There's one thing I think I forgot." "What's that?" "Milk mustache." "Got "depends?"
That happened to me one summer! Only it was a skunk. And it was milk left on the porch!