Monty by Jim Meddick for May 17, 2001
Transcript:
"I cannot stand bugs! I will not tolerate any bugs on my body!" "FFF" "Nor will I tolerate them on my camp chair!" "Or on my magazines or my thermos or..." "It ran out! The spray ran out just when some dirty little bug has the nerve to land on my hand!!" "I'd swat it for you, but I'm too anemic from blood loss."