Monty by Jim Meddick for July 14, 2001
Transcript:
"Hey, Chimpy, you're ok...I'm gonna buy you a beer..." "I don't think it's ethical to give alcohol to animals." "Why not?" "Simple minded beings can't make informed choices about the consequences of imbibing an intoxicating substance..." "Ok, "Mr. gobbledygook," but if it's ok by you, I plan to have another..." "Oh, bartender!" "Suddenly, I feel I'm in a moral quandary..."
That bartender might be Sedgy’s butler Jarvis before he got his current gig.