Monty by Jim Meddick for July 17, 2001
Transcript:
"Uhnn.." "What the @$# happened?" "Well...he was sorta in an agitated mood..." "Then Paul showed up.." "Paul? Who's Paul?" "Paul's an albino pygmy flamenco dancer from Uruguay..." "Ah. I see. The strip got too weird for him..." "Well, there's only one hope for him now..." "What's that?.."an excessively absurd plotline?" "Sounds like a 2-11 in progress...this looks like a job for the FEDERAL BUREAU of COMICS!"
Always wanted to call the Federal Bureau of Comics.