Monty by Jim Meddick for October 19, 2001
Transcript:
"You're back?" "I couldn't handle all the socializing.." "But I thought you were a hermit." "Well, I started out ok, but then I met some hikers, Todd and Jill, who joined me...and they told some friends and then some kids came from UMass and..well...the whole thing got outta hand.." "The Thursday night karaoke fests were especially trying..." "I can only imagine."