Monty by Jim Meddick for March 15, 2002
March 14, 2002
March 16, 2002
Transcript:
"Some misguided fools may envy my immortality..." "But behold! Gaze upon my flesh!" "It's the flesh of the undead!..Soft, pasty white and cold! The flesh of a soul condemned to eternal darkness...never again to know the warm kiss of golden sunlight!" "Wow. and all because you're a vampire..." "That and I've got an unlimited, high-speed dsl internet connection."
When is the vampire going to get around to biting Monty in the neck?