Transcript:
"Hey, Dwayne, I've got somethin' I wanna show you..."
"Luk Dwayme! I can be a fampire too!"
"I vunt to szukk your bludt!"
"We vampires take offense at those glow-in-the-dark, stereotypical representations of our teeth."
"Suree..I din't reedlize..."
Dwayne’s back-of-the-neck teeth retainer is much more subtle…