Monty by Jim Meddick for February 09, 2004
Transcript:
"I'm late for the symposium on ferensimatins rituals..." "Let's see room 616... uh..." "Hey, wait, this doesn't look like the regional Star Trek Deep Space 9 Fan Club... I think I have the wrong..." "Everybody please sit down... We're ready to start tonight's meeting of the society of good-looking people." "On your seats you'll find literature about upcoming attractive only events as well as a handheld mirror." "Ok, this is definitely not the Star Trek Deep Space 9 Symposium."
The event’s been sold out for weeks…