Monty by Jim Meddick for February 16, 2004
Transcript:
"After exhaustive research, I find no evidence to support the earthlings theory: 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'" "While apples contain numerous carbohydrates, lipids, fatty acide and minerals, they contain no active medicines." "But I have made on significant finding..." "A garlic bagel a day keeps doctors and a significant portion of the general population away..."