Monty by Jim Meddick for May 12, 2004
Transcript:
"What's the matter, Bunky? Don't you like being pet?" "What the...? Too bad this guy ain't a good-looking broad..." "Well, I guess some dogs just aren't very affectionate." "Oh, c'mon buddy! Don't take it personal!" "Sock" "Ow." "And if th' Jets make it to the playoffs you may get a bear hug and a pat on th' %@#..."