Monty by Jim Meddick for May 20, 2004
Transcript:
"Mind if I sit here? I'm new to the CBS commissary..." "Please... Be my guest." "This is my first time on network TV. I'm gonna be a corpse on 'CSI'... That's why I look like this..." "So... Uh... What's your gig with CBS?" "Well, actually I..." "Wait! Wait! Don't tell me! Let me guess!" "You're a corpse on 'CSI, Miami'!" "I'm Dan Rather. I anchor the CBS evening news..."
Correct!