Monty by Jim Meddick for May 22, 2004

Transcript:

"Really? You're an actor?" "Well, yes. I just landed a pivotal role in an upcoming 'CSI'..." "So... Do you play a cop?" "My character's name is 'Dumpster Guy'... He's a man facing profound issues like the nature of the soul... Probate law and..." "He plays a dead guy." "It's the lead corpse... The opening credit corpse..."