Monty by Jim Meddick for May 27, 2004
Transcript:
"'Star maps'? I didn't know there were any stars in this neighborhood..." "Well, according to this map, there are only two..." "'Daniel Resin, Tidy Bowl Man '63-'67'" "And 'Monty Montahue who portrays dumpster guy in an upcoming CSI episode.'" "Hey... Wait... Look at this address: '...69 Sycamore...'" "Please... No photos from my right side..." "69"
Hugh Heffner would always answer the door like this…