Monty by Jim Meddick for August 13, 2004
Transcript:
"You scoffed at me! Thought I was a hypochondriac! Well, now I"ve got solid proof!" "Look! There! In my navel! There's a whole *@#%ing colongy of Lyme ticks in there!" "Have you, by any chance, been handling poppyseed bagels recently?" "Next time I snack during a Lyme tick inspection, I'm definitely going with potato salad..."
imagine reading this during breakfast