Monty by Jim Meddick for September 02, 2004

Transcript:

"Once again, high domestic labor costs require us to outsource the production of this week's comic." "An American female comes who is as if a harlot, but is the Baywatch." "Her small hips will bear no child, but her chest is large." "Alone she cannot lift the televisions." "She must call Rambo and the Man-Spider!"