Monty by Jim Meddick for November 20, 2004
Transcript:
"So...is this the bathroom?" "Hold on! I put Diablo in there when I have visitors..." "Diablo?" "He's my pitbull. If you need to use the can...on the count of three...open the door and I'll try to collar him..." "One..Two..." "Say...What about that Porta Pottie at the gas station next door?..." "Sure...That'll work. But you might wanna take this can of Lysol with you..."