Monty by Jim Meddick for November 23, 2004
Transcript:
"So...what is this "Feast of the 7 Phhlemkes" all about?" "It commemorates a time, long ago, when the elders first teleported to Rigel-9..." "It was a difficult first cycle. Their duoponic oscillator ruptured its plasma core and their dilithium reserves were completely depleted!" "And don't tell me. Let me guess...then some Indians showed them how to plant maize..." "Close. Then the robot tree dwellers came bearing silicon nodules."