Monty by Jim Meddick for November 24, 2004
Transcript:
" "Dear Monty, I left this morning for Rigel-9. Sory to miss Thanksgiving"..." "Good riddance! Those "phhlemke" things he cooks up are totally rank!..." " "PS: I remembered how much you enjoyed my alien delicacies last year, so I left you something special in the fridge...Signed, Dave-7" " "Do you think the phhlemke contaminated the turkey?" "I don't know." "I'm just praying that brown stuff on the crisper drawer is only gravy...."