Monty by Jim Meddick for December 03, 2004
Transcript:
"It was during the first Schultzy administration...border conflicts with Canada were escalating..." "Canadian troops were suspected of using tunnels disguised by hollow tree stumps and fake dog houses to infiltrate the U.S....." "Northern states petitioned Schultzy to increase border patrols, but to no avail..." "Oh Good Lord! No! No! No! No!" "The President's only response: "I know nutink...I see nutink..."