Monty by Jim Meddick for December 07, 2004
Transcript:
"Recently, Bongo has shown less interest in mating and more interest in watching ESPN..." "Then maybe we just need to change channels..." "Actually, our intern Chad already tried that...He briefly switched to the "sci-fi channel..." "And?" "It took approximately four hours of surgery to remove the remote from Chad's lower digestive tract..." "Uhhhhh...volume, Bongo...I'm just adjusting volume...."