Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2004
Transcript:
"Hey...Your cat's coughing up feathers!" "Feathers? Impossible. Fleshy's never even come close to catching a bird!" "Well maybe he got lucky and ran into some slow, fat..." "Oh Good Lord! I left Pilsner in the living room alone!" "I escaped his wrath, but I wish I could say the same for your light-up angel Christmas tree ornament..."