Monty by Jim Meddick for December 27, 2004
Transcript:
"So, Danny, I see you got a nifty squirt gun for Christmas..." "It's not a squirt gun. It's a ray gun that shoots a freeze ray!" "Oh. I get it...We're playing make-believe today and..." "No! It's not make-believe! It's a freeze ray!" "Well, it's not exactly "freezing", but it is an extremely clammy and unpleasant ray..." "You're lucky it was only set on "change your pants" beam."