Monty by Jim Meddick for February 09, 2005
Transcript:
"To sever the cords that bind you, we require a massive cable cutter... Please try not to be alarmed by the apparatus... It's essential that you remain motionless during the process to avoid injury." "Ok, me! Roll in the cable cutter!" "A nail clipper? That's the scary apparatus?" "I lost two men during an accidental deployment of the nail-file attachment."