Monty by Jim Meddick for February 11, 2005
Transcript:
"Ok, I got you the monopoly wheelbarrow... the Tic Tacs... I even got the Hot Wheels Porche 911. Now are you guys satisfied?" "There's one other item I suggest we acquisition, commander." "Yes and what would that be lieutenant?" "I suggest we acquisition the Jennifer Garner "Elektra" action figure...' "Oh, comeon! Why do you want that?" "You don't have to answer, Lieutenant. Our policy is: Don't ask, don't tell."
Don’t you dare! Such “trophies of war” are a war crime!!