Monty by Jim Meddick for November 07, 2005

Transcript:

"C'mon, mom, this isn't funny anymore." ""It's been almost a week! You've gotta take dad back!" "But since your father left, I've socialized more, pursued new hobbies and started on a path of self-discovery ad personal fulfillment." "Oh dear Lord I was afraid of this..." Mom, that all sounds fine on paper, but don't go overboard! I really think you'd benefit from having a guy like Dad around to keep your happiness at manageable levels."