Monty by Jim Meddick for November 22, 2005
Transcript:
"Dad, what're you doing?" "I bought myself a turkey. Who says I need your mother around to have a decent thanksgiving meal?" "Why're you shaking the giblets all over the counter?" "Save those parts. I'll need them later for reassembly..." "Where the #%$&* do they put the instruction bood for these things?"