Monty by Jim Meddick for September 26, 2006
Transcript:
"Have you met Fleshy yet?" "'Fleshy? Who's 'Fleshy'?" "Fleshy's my cat. I'll go find him..." "Brace yourself...Fleshy's one of those hairless cats..." "Oh no. Really? Those cats freak me out...what could possibly be grosser than a hairless cat?..." "Here he is! Just be careful when you pet him that you don't rub off his acne ointment..."
…or squeeze his abdomen and hindquarters too sequentially!